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Sorry, No Water On recent drives through Georgia, I've found an annoying pattern of convenience store gas stations with out-of-order...

Mrs. McGillicuddy was the only one who saw Rosie wandering down Route 50 at two in the morning, but because Mrs. McGillicuddy had watched...

Bastard Pop-tarts When I bought this "Value Pack" of Pop-Tarts, I saw four Frosted Strawberry, four Frosted Cherry, and four Frosted...

100 days of plunder The first 100 days of Donald J Trump's second term have been an orgy of pettiness, racism, and revenge. As House...

I am the younger brother of three sisters. Automatically, this gives me ample reason to have any number of complexes. The simple fact...

On December 6, 2023, Trump was asked whether he would act as a dictator if elected in 2024. He assured the nation he would not—adding,...

I was sitting in the dark in Jimmy Earl’s trailer when I heard his rusted-out old pickup truck rattling and groaning into the bare patch...

A federal grand jury indicted former President Donald J Trump on four counts related to his actions following the November 2020 election....

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© 2002 Brian G. Parker December 17, 1971 [8:15 p.m. – 8:27 p.m.] Participants:  Richard M. Nixon, John D. Ehrlichman, John N. Mitchell.  ...

(so far) Thomas Edison may have started the recording industry with his wax cylinder phonograph in 1877. Still, it wasn't until Emile...

© 2002 Brian G. Parker Green. All around me is green. Even the air seems green. And it’s cold as my ex-wife’s bed but positively warm...

A billion is a lot. We hear a lot about billions in the news, mostly in terms of cash, or specifically how much someone is "worth" (Elon...

© 2002 Brian G Parker I should have known the little brat was trouble the minute he toddled in, but it was a slow day and I took one look...

If you watched " Happy Days " in 1977 or caught episode eight of that season in reruns, you might remember The Suedes, the band that...

I never felt like I was racist, but other than my neighbor Michael I had zero experience with anyone who wasn't white. At that age, I...

From an early age, I heard the N-word a lot, and because of that I had no idea it was wrong. All I knew was that we were not N-words and...

I'm a white straight male born in the United States of America. I had what I think was a lower-middle-class upbringing in a medium-sized...

I originally wanted this site to center on politics. More accurately, I wanted to talk about the clusterfuck that the second Trump regime...